
Meet your 2026 SIU MEN's Rugby Team
Looking to make an impact and have a laugh doing it? We’ve got 19 SIU ruggers up for adoption, each for $100, which means we’re chasing a full haul of $1,900 to support the club. That’s 19 chances to back a player who might be scoring tries, throwing hits, surviving Caves and Ditches, or waking up in the ER wondering what happened. From EMTs and future pilots to guys who’ve “played every position” (and remember none of it), this group brings grit, chaos, and a whole lot of personality. Pick your player, claim your rugger, and be part of the madness.
Alan Anderson
Nickname: Grandpa
Years: 2023 – 2027
Position: 6 / Flanker
Major: Aviation
Hometown: Rockford
Status: ADOPTED by Alex & David
Getting kicked out of Sig Nu is a favorite rugby memory. Alan loves playing at SIU for the boys and the camaraderie that comes with it. Fun fact: he claims he has your name tattooed on his ass.
Andrew Pankey
Nickname: Spankbank, Slut
Years: 2024 – 2028
Position: Tight Head Prop
Major: Sports Administration
Hometown: Marshall, Illinois
Status: ADOPTED by Sid
Andrew’s favorite memory is scoring his first try during Caves and Ditches 2026. He loves the brotherhood and friendships built through rugby. Fun fact: he has shot an M249.
Cayden Myers
Nickname: —
Years: 2024 – 2028
Position: Outside Center
Major: Occupational Therapy
Hometown: Jackson, Missouri
Status: ADOPTED by Chris
Beating Wash U 50–0 stands out as a top moment. Cayden enjoys the opportunity to play a great sport with great teammates. Fun fact: he scored 3 tries this year.
Cooper Pahlmann
Nickname: Coop
Years: 2024 – 2028
Position: Lock (No. 5)
Major: Public Health
Hometown: Chapin
Status: ADOPTED by Greg S
Being “Hippo squad scrummy” is a highlight memory. Cooper loves the grit, passion, and drive to win that defines the team. Fun fact: he’s an EMT in Carbondale.
Dennis Kloss
Nickname: Turtle Man
Years: 2024 – 2026
Position: Inside Center
Major: Forestry
Hometown: Wauconda, IL
Status: ADOPTED by John K
Dennis recalls shooting Hank with a blow dart as a favorite memory. He enjoys the good company and even better drinks. Fun fact: he once got dysentery for his birthday.
Garrett Zimmerman
Nickname: Sprinkles
Years: 2026 – 2030
Position: Carbondale
Major: Aviation Technology
Hometown: Dixon
Status: ADOPTED by John K
Getting his nickname “Sprinkles” is a standout moment. Garrett enjoys rugby as the closest thing to football. Fun fact: apparently none of the balls are fully pumped at practice.
George Oliver
Nickname: George O Clock
Years: 2024 – 2028
Position: Winger
Major: Biochemistry
Hometown: Rochester
Status: Available
Scoring his first try is George’s favorite memory. He enjoys the fun and being around the team. Fun fact: he’s never lost a game of mercy.
Henry Smith
Nickname: Hank / El Capitan
Years: 2022 – 2026
Position: 13 / Missionary
Major: Criminology
Hometown: Oswego
Status: ADOPTED by the MILFS
Henry’s favorite memory is his first drag race. He loves the culture—drinking champions, gentle lovers, part-time scholars, and athletes. Fun fact: he can do the splits.
Kalvin Rigdon
Nickname: Mormon Marauder
Years: 2024 – 2028
Position: 12 / Cowgirl
Major: Mortuary Science (Funeral Service)
Hometown: Paris, IL
Status: ADOPTED by Damian
Breaking his nose in the playoffs freshman year stands out. Kalvin enjoys the game—even if he says he hurts all the time. Fun fact: he woke up naked in the ER at 4:30am after nominations.
Max Hastings
Nickname: —
Years: 2023 – 2028
Position: Fullback / Winger / Center
Major: Exercise Science
Hometown: Loogootee, IN
Status: ADOPTED by the SALIs
Max’s favorite memories are the post-game socials he doesn’t remember. He values the brotherhood and friendships rugby brings (and enjoys hitting people and drinking beer). Fun fact: he’s played every position in 15s and 7s.
Nick Inguanti
Nickname: Nick
Years: 2025 – 2028
Position: Hooker
Major: Criminal Justice
Hometown: Chicago
Status: ADOPTED by Dan L
Nick enjoys simply playing in matches as his favorite memory. He likes the competition and the good times rugby brings. Fun fact: he thrives on good competition.
Noah Langley
Nickname: —
Years: 2024 – 2027
Position: Prop
Major: Exercise Science
Hometown: Eureka
Status: ADOPTED by Billy & the Florida Boys
A favorite moment is looking down mid-run to see a SLU player staring up at him. Noah enjoys hitting people and drinking beer. Fun fact: he says the sport might be a little gay.
Parker Moore
Nickname: —
Years: 2024 – 2028
Position: Scrum Half
Major: Political Science
Hometown: Champaign
Status: ADOPTED by Jared & Danielle
Sigma Nu at S&T is a top memory. Parker enjoys the great people and fun nature of the sport. Fun fact: he loves Henry Colin.
Ryan Prince
Nickname: —
Years: 2025 – 2028
Position: Wherever Needed
Major: Aviation Flight / Management
Hometown: Mascoutah, IL
Status: Available
Watching Andrew Pankey dislocate his shoulder at a bar is unforgettable. Ryan enjoys the fun group and staying competitive. Fun fact: his favorite cigarettes are Camel Crush Menthols.
Sean McCay
Nickname: —
Years: 2024 – 2028
Position: Hooker
Major: Psychology
Hometown: Lindenhurst
Status: Available
Sean jokingly lists concussions as his favorite memory. He enjoys being around great guys on the team. Fun fact: he’s lived in three different countries.
Tyler Wagner
Nickname: Staples
Years: 2026 – 2029
Position: Left Wing / Jumper
Major: Forestry
Hometown: Burlington, IL
Status: ADOPTED by Glotz
Caves and Ditches (especially the after party) stands out most. Tyler enjoys the camaraderie of the team. Fun fact: he just got out of the Marines.
Tyson Lewis
Nickname: Nugget
Years: 2025 – 2028
Position: Fly Half
Major: Criminal Justice
Hometown: Arcola
Status: ADOPTED by Rosko
His first-ever match vs Maryville is a key memory. Tyson values the camaraderie within the team. Fun fact: he was recruited to play college football but chose the military instead.
Will Feurer
Nickname: Babyface
Years: 2024 – 2027
Position: Second Row
Major: Political Science (Pre-Law)
Hometown: Sherman, Illinois
Status: ADOPTED by Billy D, Rockow, Dan, and Party Marty
Will says there are too many memories to narrow down. He loves everything about rugby—physicality, socials, and brotherhood. Fun fact: he was born with a Shrek ear.
Zachary Ellis
Nickname: Zach
Years: 2025 – 2027
Position: Prop
Major: Marketing (Minor in Business Analytics)
Hometown: Oak Park, IL
Status: ADOPTED by Mike M
His first game or drag race are standout moments. Zach enjoys how rugby builds leadership and teamwork. Fun fact: he took Chinese in high school.















